What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Jason Bryant, Editor

The question is, “What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

The Clarion asked several Hawthorne High School students to see what they would do. The most common answer, was theft or robbery.

Aside from the dark side of the Klondike bar, there is a light. One Clarion writer said, “Go on a date with Justin to Houlihan’s and he will buy nachos and I won’t share with him and then we will go back to my place and sit on my couch and watch ‘Pet Cemetery.'” There was more that she said but due to length, that is all that will be released.

The Top Five Picks (from the list) were:

  1. Drive to Super Fresh
  2. Get One Online
  3. Stop Being Lactose Intolerant
  4. Take the duck away from Ernie
  5. One would simply… make one

Overall, the things done for a Klondike bar were all over the charts, depending on how much one wanted it. So the real question is, What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?